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Governor’s Mansion to Install Democracy-Proof Foam Front Door

ATLANTA, GA--The Governor's mansion, built in 1967, has revealed a critical security flaw. Lawmakers hiding inside to pursue the normal course of voter suppression...

State’s COVID Patients Relish Single Upside: They Can’t Smell Bradford Pears

ATLANTA, GA--Though they are quick to point out that they wouldn't wish their infection on anyone and certainly have also been lucky with mild,...

MATURE HEADLINES

Bar Owner Confident Adrian Zmed Trivia Will Catch On

ATLANTA--Frank Firman, proprietor of Frankie’s Bar and Grill, insists that he has found a successful...

Athens Band REM Reunites to Take Over for Mark Richt as UGA Head Coach

ATHENS, GA — R.E.M. is getting back together, but not in the way fans might...

Georgia drivers must now pass No-Win Scenario Test for license

ATLANTA--Georgia Republicans voted early Monday to move forward with new requirements that will require drivers...

Opinion: Sure, I’ll Go Out With You Once and Then Never Speak to You Again!

Guys, let me start first of all by saying that I get it. Dating is...

APD Begins Crackdown on “Snowcockalypse”

ATLANTA, GA--Still reeling from the aftermath of Snow Jam 2014, Atlanta Police put aside winter...

Divorcee’s Crushing Holiday Depression Eased by Salt Life Window Decal

ATLANTA--When Burt Singer went on a vacation to Tybee Island last year, he had no...