Atlanta City Council Members Vote Unanimously to Get Themselves Elected Mayor

ATLANTA, GA--Atlanta City Council has voted unanimously to decriminalize marijuana in a move sure to play well in the November Atlanta mayoral election. Though the drug will remain illegal at the state and federal levels, this legislative marketing could lessen the criminal burden on...

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This Site has Become a Live Show

This site has morphed into a live show at Village Theatre called Atlanta Explained. It's hilarious, great fun, and includes some of the city's...

Performance Artist Invites Local Women to Sleep With Him, Become His...

ATLANTA--Local artist Bruce Dallor has announced his latest performance art piece, titled "Together We're A Part," in which he will invite local women to...

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ATLANTA--The first ever Gay Pope's election was signified this morning with a column of pink...

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Windy Break Retirement Home Activities Manager Adds Sexting Class

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ATLANTA--In a rite of Spring as certain as baseball and Easter eggs, Atlanta's numerous trees...

Piedmont Park Fountain Used to Mix Drinks, Water Nymphs Outraged

PIEDMONT PARK--The Piedmont Park fountains were pressed into unusual service over the festival weekend when...