Atlanta City Council Members Vote Unanimously to Get Themselves Elected Mayor

ATLANTA, GA--Atlanta City Council has voted unanimously to decriminalize marijuana in a move sure to play well in the November Atlanta mayoral election. Though the drug will remain illegal at the state and federal levels, this legislative marketing could lessen the criminal burden on...

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This Site has Become a Live Show

This site has morphed into a live show at Village Theatre called Atlanta Explained. It's hilarious, great fun, and includes some of the city's...

Performance Artist Invites Local Women to Sleep With Him, Become His...

ATLANTA--Local artist Bruce Dallor has announced his latest performance art piece, titled "Together We're A Part," in which he will invite local women to...

MATURE HEADLINES

Group Calls for Stone Mountain to Be Polished to Inoffensive Dull Shine

STONE MOUNTAIN, GA--The privately owned Stone Mountain Park is reeling this week amid an activist...

City Celebrates St. Patrick’s Day Because Beer

ATLANTA--Our fair city is drawing breath today to begin celebrating the history of St. Patrick,...

Rockstar Games Announces Grand Theft Bicycle Atlanta

NEW YORK CITY--Rockstar Games, publishers of the popular Grand Theft Auto video game series, has...

[Letter from the Editor] Our Photography Contest was a Failure

I thought it would be fun to hold a photography contest in the month of...

Trump Promises Khaki Suit and Red Armband Merely “Fashion Choices”

ATLANTA, GA--A press release sent this morning by Donald Trump's campaign office promised that the...

Local Man’s Apartment Located In Sex Desert

CUMMING, GA--Sediment analyst Phil Theigh announced this week to friends a discovery that his apartment,...