Man Eating A Cheeseburger While Driving Slapped with Heart Disease (A Poem)

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PHOTO: Alisha Vargas
Wheel to the burg,
      leaving wife,
         kids,
            home,
               sleep...

Only solace is with the hot meat.

Get in me,
You HOT
    CHEESY
    SAVIOR.

HOMPH OMPH SO GOOD.

Guh, what is this? 
Left arm aches?
Chest pain. Wrecking into roadside bush. 
Light fading. 
             I should have exercised. 

Damn your toasted buns.