Hawks Bought by Spanx Magnate; Will Appear Slimmer, Jiggle-Free Next Season

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ATLANTA, GA–The Atlanta Hawks basketball team has new ownership this week in a deal that included homegrown billionaire Sara Blakely, inventor of slimming Spanx brand underpants. We look forward to a jiggle- and blemish-free appearance on the court, and maybe a little less racism than our last billionaire.