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ATLANTA–After finding herself in “like the billionth” conversation with her colleagues about their mutual hatred of February, area woman Nia Evans abruptly returned to her desk yesterday afternoon, claiming she had “some stuff to do.” “Look, I’m not trying to be dramatic or anything,” explained Evans. “But seriously? It’s our one month. Everyone needs to [...]
We here at the Atlanta Banana are committed to helping the city achieve the maximum amount of happiness this Valentine’s day, which is why we paid a graphic designer no money whatsoever to produce this image. Email it to your sweetheart, or just print it out and hand it to him or her with a [...]
MARIETTA — Hello, humans. Clark Sealby here with an open letter just so everyone knows what’s going on. Valentine’s is approaching once again — like a crappy unskippable cutscene in a mediocre game — and before you guys tell me to get out of the house and “meet people,” just realize that I am single [...]
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