Atlanta's Serious News Hole
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ATLANTA–Trees Atlanta, organization whose mission it is to keep Atlanta tree-friendly, has issued a formal apology for their part in the havoc that the pollen-fueled allergy season continues to wreak in the Metro Atlanta area. Trees Atlanta spokesperson Buddy Woodson addressed a crowd Tuesday afternoon with the following statement: “We are truly sorry for the [...]
ATLANTA–Trees, tipsy after indulging in a few too many pints of water during a rain storm and out for a bit of juvenile fun, are targeting Midtown cars today, falling on them and endangering their drivers. Reporters spoke with Treebark the Awkward, a local Druid and part-time computer repair technician. “Oooh yes! The trees are [...]
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