Georgia Tech Scientists Invent Hater-Powered Time Machine

Two Georgia Tech scientists discussing breasts. PHOTO: Classic media

NORTH AVE–Georgia Institute of Technology scientists have announced a breakthrough in time travel today with the unveiling of their new Hateback Machine. The machine, the scientists claim, is powered by a mixture of human jealousy, contempt, and gossip. “We do not fully understand the technology at this time,” announced Professor P. Bodae, lead scientist, “but [...]