Ted Turner Buys All Possible Mega Millions Combinations Just to Be a Dick

Ted Turner has 35 million of these, and one's a winner.  PHOTO: Robert S. Donovan, Flickr

ATLANTA — Billionaire media mogul and former beloved Atlanta Braves owner Ted Turner has confirmed that he has indeed purchased all possible number combinations for the upcoming record-breaking $500 million Mega Millions drawing on Friday, just to be a dick. Mr. Turner spoke to the Banana via telephone from atop a buffalo somewhere in Montana. […]