Marietta Man Finds “Special Doll” Among Daughter’s Tea Party Guests

If you're willing to do it with a doll, why not just hump your couch? PHOTO: epSos.de, Flickr

MARIETTA–Alarm and hastily-made-up reasons for ending a nice tea party resulted Tuesday afternoon when a Marietta man found his “special doll” propped up at his daughter’s tea party. Sources reported that the innocent child “had no idea, thank God.” “I just don’t think I can look at Tawny the same way ever again,” lamented Capt. [...]