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New Georgia Tag Allows Many Religious Phrases for $1

May 17, 2012 Leave a Comment
Nothing gets you into heaven faster than shoving your beliefs in people's faces!

ATLANTA–The state of Georgia announced this morning that the new Georgia license tag would allow a sticker with a religious phrase of the owner’s choice for $1.00. Although the tag is usually depicted with the Christianity-oriented phrase “Hell Yeah God,” phrases for other religions are also for sale, because it would be cosmically stupid, not [...]

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Governor Deal Announces Support for Same Sex Friendship

May 16, 2012 Leave a Comment
Governor Nathan deal enjoying a same-sex friendship with a plane driver. PHOTO: @Absolutspaceguy, Flickr

GOVERNORS MANSION–Georgia Governor Nathan Deal announced via press release today his unwavering support of same sex friendships, vowing to fight for platonic partnerships in every corner of the state. Political leaders nationwide are likely to follow the governor’s lead in an attempt to gain some of the media attention the President generated upon his announcement [...]

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South Carolina Releases Tell-All Book: North Carolina is Gay

May 9, 2012 1 Comment
They say we're all at least a little bit gay. Why not be a lotta bit gay?

GREENVILLE, SC–Incumbent South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley met with reporters this morning to announce the release of a tell-all book in which it is alleged that North Carolina is secretly gay. “Of course, the great state of South Carolina has no problem whatsoever with anyone’s choice of partner,” announced Gov. Haley. “But in light of [...]

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