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Hey guys, it’s me, the Devil, and I just want to make it absolutely clear that there is not currently a lady Devil in my life. If you’re interested in some underworld romance, I am your guy. Most of the time I like to stay home, you know, relax with a glass of wine made [...]
We here at the Atlanta Banana are committed to helping the city achieve the maximum amount of happiness this Valentine’s day, which is why we paid a graphic designer no money whatsoever to produce this image. Email it to your sweetheart, or just print it out and hand it to him or her with a [...]
ATLANTA — Though he reportedly “never thought [he’d] do this type of thing,” Buckhead resident Chris Holsbrook is now openly looking for love via a popular online dating website. “I have a wide array of interests, and I don’t have trouble meeting people,” insisted Holsbrook. “But I’m getting tired of the bar scene, and the [...]
My 5 years as a wine salesman have taught me that if you want to make the sale, you’ve got to have a plan. Luckily, there’s nothing women love more than a good business agenda. Que Romantico, am I right ladies?! That’s what makes my Courtship Agenda so appealing to literally several women in town, [...]
MARIETTA — Hello, humans. Clark Sealby here with an open letter just so everyone knows what’s going on. Valentine’s is approaching once again — like a crappy unskippable cutscene in a mediocre game — and before you guys tell me to get out of the house and “meet people,” just realize that I am single [...]
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