Atlanta Rejoices as Power 96-1 Brings More Shitty Top 40

We just can't get enough of those shitty pop songs. PHOTO: Zoidy

ATLANTA–Radio listeners are ecstatic this morning at the news that yet more shitty top 40 radio will be sprayed out over the city like some kind of gross fog. Sick to death of driving to and from work and singing along with such artists as Metallica and AC/DC, listeners will now be waging war with [...]

Cain To Bring Fresh, Eight-Months-Younger Perspective To Boortz Show

Cain's hip, updated crotchetyness will appeal to listeners in the 66-67 demographic. PHOTO: Gage Skidmore

WSB BUILDING–Celebrated Atlanta conservative radio journalist Neal Boortz, 67, will retire next year, to be replaced by Herman Cain, a fresh young upstart just 66 years of age. Cain, having completed his media trial-by-fire by bravely outliving a scandal spurred by allegations of improper naughty touchey, will still be visited by and receive advice from [...]

Who The Hell Is Bon Iver, Wonder Tasteless Atlantans

PHOTO: Moses Namkung, Flickr

ATLANTA — With the 54th annual awards program set to air in a few weeks on February 12, Atlantans are hurriedly finalizing their Grammy-watching plans. But as some review the list of nominees and discuss their predictions, one question among a select group hangs in the air: “Who the hell is Bon Iver?” These tasteless [...]

97.1 The River’s Clapper Invents Sound-Operated Switching Device

Inventor and mega-hunk David Clapper is an Atlanta celebrity. PHOTO: CatMax photography.

ATLANTA — Long-time radio guy and current 97.1 The River afternoon disc jockey David Clapper is well-known in Atlanta entertainment circles.  “Radio is my passion,” reveals Clapper, “and I’m just fortunate to be able to get paid to do something I really enjoy.” But it wasn’t his first love.  In an exclusive Atlanta Banana interview, [...]