How to Bother a Famous Person in Atlanta

Celebrities are people too, just much better looking and far more wealthy. PHOTO: k1ng

Atlanta’s profile is on the rise, thanks to some favorable tax incentives for the television and movie industries, and that means we’re seeing a lot more famous people around our streets. This, in turn, means every-day schlubs have a greater chance of running into said celebs and bothering the shit out of them. What’s In [...]

Atlanta Pelted With Instagram Sized Hail Stones

Hail stones which pelted Atlanta yesterday were the perfect size to be shittily photographed. PHOTO: Brian Hursey

ATLANTA–The city was set upon by a hailstorm late yesterday which produced hail stones perfectly sized to fit in an Instagram image. Area meteorologists have predicted that future Instagram-sized hail stones could fall at any time. “Well, you know, as meteorologists, we really don’t know when, or even if, anything will happen. I’m not actually [...]

We Get It! You’re On Vacation! App Now Available for iPhone & Android Devices

Here, let me take a decent photo of you and then shit it up with some of these photo filters.

ATLANTA–Narcissus Games & Software, Inc. announced on Thursday the release of their new We Get It! You’re On Vacation (WGIYOV) App for Android, iPhone and iPad devices. With simple functionality and an attractive user interface, WGIYOV allows you to share your mundane vacation photos, that are only amazing because you’re someplace other than where you [...]

Daughter’s Duckface Sticks, Atlanta Mom Proved Tragically Right

Inexplicable phenomena of duckfacing claims a local woman's face. PHOTO: atelielove, Flickr

ROSWELL–Doctors are shaking their heads in disbelief today as a young woman’s features have stuck in the duckface position. Warned repeatedly by her mother, the young woman continued heedlessly to photograph herself with her lips pursed until her whole face stuck like that. “God only knows how many times I warned little Debbie,” lamented Deborah [...]