PARKatlanta Introduces PrePark Thought Crime Division

One of PARKAtlanta's psychics searches mentally for bad parkers. PHOTO: Marc Eliot

ATLANTA–Atlanta’s parking enforcement agency has announced plans to ticket motorists for parking infractions they will commit in the future. Thanks to technologically augmented precognition, three cyborg human subjects are able to look into the future to accurately detect and ticket parking infractions citizens will commit. Reporters spoke with Capt. John Andercruise, PrePark department head, this [...]