HARTSFIELD-JACKSON ATLANTA INTERNATIONAL DING DONG DOODLEY DOODLEY DOO PICKLES AIRPORT FOR PLANES–Metro Atlanta Rapid Area Transit (MARTA) passengers were shocked today when a tattooed man’s giggleberries escaped his trousers on a 4:00 train. Described by citizens on the scene as “wrinkly” and “off-putting,” the danglebuddies were quickly reined in by their owner. “I would like [...]