Man Sees Huge CrossFit Results In Bank Statement

A potential CrossFit cultist rests before his next set of skipping. PHOTO: Arctic Warrior

ATLANTA–New CrossFit exerciser Mark Phillips has announced huge results from his latest attempt to get into physical shape, visible in his bank statement. Said Phillips, “At first, it wasn’t easy to see what I was working so hard every day for, but now that I’ve been at it for a few weeks, I can easily [...]