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ATLANTA–Due to the overwhelming success of the Atlanta Pride Weekend, the city’s bigots will gather today in Alpharetta to begin work on their plan to hold a competing festival, Smug Weekend. There will be a craft fair, musical acts, and opportunities for all ages to force their beliefs on others. Chet “Whitey” McCracken, head of [...]
ATLANTA–Tickets for the popular Atlanta music festival Music Midtown now feature lowered online “convenience fees,” costing only a single severed finger. Concert promoters have hinted that future fees may go back up to a whole hand or even most of a limb, so interested citizens should shut up and pay. The single-finger figure is for [...]
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