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ATLANTA–A new bike lane near Georgia Tech’s campus will allow cyclists who observe drivers using their phones while at the wheel to urinate on the offending car. Called the Going Against the Stream campaign, the initiative has been widely criticized by drivers. “I don’t deserve to have my car peed on,” said Bonnie Hauswef, mother [...]
ATLANTA–An Atlanta area businessman, Mr. Fran Seypants, suffered a rage-based fit in the city’s famous traffic yesterday on the way to ride a stationary bike. According to reports, Seypants, recently-divorced salesman and average golfer, “just couldn’t take it anymore.” “You know, it just gets to be too much sometimes,” revealed Seypants, after he’d calmed down. [...]
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