Facebook Super Status Discovered: Political Baby Photos

Ultimate Facebook status will take over your news feed. Believe it.

ATLANTA–Researchers from Facebook special scientific branch Cliklike have announced the discovery of what might be the greatest status update ever, the political baby photo. For three years, the team at Cliklike, headed by Dr. Benson Honaydeux and his chief assistant Dr. Beecre, have been hot on the trail of the ultimate Facebook status update. The [...]

Unemployed Abortionist Recommends Unprotected Sex

Dr. Hanger's identity protected due to dangerous idiocy. PHOTO: edenpictures, Flickr

ATLANTA — Birth control and abortion are two white-hot topics in the months leading up to the 2012 presidential election. The Atlanta Banana, in an exclusive interview, discussed these issues with Dr. Clovis Hanger, M.D., who was recently laid off from a women’s health clinic here in Atlanta. BANANA:  Dr. Hanger, thank you for joining [...]