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ATLANTA–Area homeless man, Terrence Roberts, took a break from scouring apartment dumpsters for food scraps to inform the Atlanta Banana that he’s been funemployed for 38 years strong now. Roberts, who dropped out of school at 13 to escape an abusive home, says that he’s glad he’s not shackled to an employer’s insurance plan considering [...]
ATLANTA—Delta Air Lines released a statement today that they will have to start charging for emotional baggage such as messy breakups, separation anxiety and Type A behavior. The airline, headquartered in Atlanta, doesn’t want people to overreact however, as this could lead to customers incurring even more fees. “Let’s face it, the only ones who [...]
ATLANTA — The Atlanta City Council voted yesterday in favor of adding over 5 new miles of bike hating lanes to the city’s infrastructure. Currently, bike haters are forced to travel in the same lanes as other motorists. Bike haters say that the special lanes improve safety by allowing them all the time they need [...]
ATLANTA–The National Trust for Historic Preservation added The Atlanta Cyclorama & Civil War Museum to its 2012 list of America’s Most Historically Overrated Places, which highlights examples of sites that continuously underwhelm visitors to America’s cities every year.The Cyclorama was first nominated to the list in 2002 but was beat out by Underground Atlanta. “When [...]
This morning I ran an article about the mayor of our fine city, Kasim Reed, in which we described him as wearing a hockey mask to work and “scaring the shit” out of his staff. This afternoon I was contacted in an extremely friendly and professional manner by the Mayor’s head of communications, who asked [...]
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