Study: Well Endowed Men More Likely to Fuckin’ Swear

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ATLANTA, GA–A fucking study released by Georgia God Damned Tech psychology department this morning found a direct fucking link between dick size and use of bad language. The study’s mother fucking director, Dr. Shae T. Faise, says she and her team were surprised as fuck with the results.

“Though our research does link excessive swear word use and penis size in males, it does not go both ways,” she said. “Size often correlates with swearing, but swearing will not encourage growth.”

“Well gosh, that’s just unfair,” said study subject and piss-weak fuckneck Peter Smalls. “Darn it to heck.”

Faise and her team spoke to a shitload of assholes of every fucking variety, mostly dong gobbling students from the asslips vicinity of her shithole lab. When asked what methods she and the rest of the tits on her team used to measure that sea of dongs, Dr. Faise said that motherfucking clinical methods were observed at all times.

“We’re professionals,” she said. “Not just a bunch of cunts.”

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