NSA Admits it Has Seen All Our Peepees and Hoohas

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WASHINGTON, DC – The National Security agency admitted this morning that it has now seen nearly every peepee and hooha in the nation. Director Alexander confirmed the genital viewing by nothing that the nations naughty bits are “Not that great,” and that we should collectively be a lot less proud of them.

The agency has no current plans to cease surreptitiously viewing the nation’s genitals, let alone its boobies and bumbums.