Miley Cyrus Identity Entering Pupal Stage

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Los Angeles – The L.A. Center for Celebrity Evolutionary Studies reports Miley Cyrus’ identity appears to be ending it’s larval stage and prepares for the pupa stage of child pop star development.  Cyrus is hoping to join the elite cadre of former child pop stars who have undergone successful identity transformations. These include Alanis Morissette, Justin Timberlake, Donnie Wahlberg and Mark Wahlberg.

Scientist say that she will soon encase herself in a chrysalis for an indeterminate period of time.  Pupation can last weeks, months or even years with no guarantees of success.  Sources close to Cyrus say she’s trying really hard to push her identity towards becoming Rihanna. However, experts advise caution for young stars searching for an adult identity. “It has to happen naturally. A baby chipmunk sticking an egg up it’s ass isn’t going to help it grow up to fly like a bird,” said Dr. C. Ragland, staff scientist at The Center and controversial children’s book author.