Man’s Ghost Tour Overshadowed by Lame Spectre of Own Demise

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Well at least we're not ghosts... yet. PHOTO: voltairian

ATLANTA–Tourists to the Atlanta area are enjoying guided walks through the spookier areas of the city known as ghost tours, but for Clay Fetter, the experience wasn’t what he was hoping for.

“The architecture was cool and all,” said Fetter, “but I just kept thinking of my own lame death, probably in front of the TV.”

Fetter, a husband and father of two, doubts he will become a ghost.

“I don’t really have anyone or any place to haunt. I’m not angry at my life, just kinda disappointed.” Fetter said.