Head and Shoulders New Formula: Pits and Pubes

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You gotta wash 'em. Might as well keep 'em dandruff free.

Procter and Gamble has announced a new formula of its popular anti-dandruff shampoo, Head & Shoulders, called Pits & Pubes, meant to clean hair and fight dandruff in other bodily locales besides the head.

“We realized that people were using our head shampoo on other areas of the body,” said Wu Key, Procter and Gamble spokesperson. “Presumably there are people out there who suffer from pubic dandruff. In order to meet that need, we have released this specially designed formula intended for the pits and pubes.”

Key was tight-lipped about exactly how the formula changed to be better suited for pits and pubes.

“Look, it’s just specially formulated, okay? Says so right there on the back. Do you want to walk around with wang dandruff? I doubt it.” said Key.