DECATUR, GA–Dekalb County CEO Dewey C. Andhau announced a “Days Without Indictment” tote board, which will hang at the county courthouse. A digital display will update in real time to show the current number of days since a county executive has been indicted for wrongdoing.
Andhau demonstrated the tote board for reporters. “As you can see, we have shown strong growth of character for the last twelve-” the CEO was interrupted mid sentence by an aide, who whispered into his ear. Andhau then turned to watch as the number displayed on the tote board flipped from 12 to 0.
“Well, I ah,” said Andhau, seemingly groping for words. “Well, you gotta start somewhere,” he said.