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Hey guys, it’s me, the Devil, and I just want to make it absolutely clear that there is not currently a lady Devil in my life. If you’re interested in some underworld romance, I am your guy. Most of the time I like to stay home, you know, relax with a glass of wine made [...]
Yeah, it’s me, the Devil again. I’ve been seeing a lot of whining lately from you living people about how crowded it’s getting on Earth, and it’s about time someone told you to shut yer yap. “Oh, no,” you say, “what are we gonna do when there’s no resources to feed all of us?” That’s [...]
LOL INTERNET–A new craze is sweeping the house pet social media site Critter, in which the pets justify ridiculous behavior with the acronym “YOL9,” short for “you only live nine lives.” Critter, launched in 2006 as a service for house pets to update each other on every forgettable detail of their everyday lives, has become [...]
MARIETTA — Hello, humans. Clark Sealby here with an open letter just so everyone knows what’s going on. Valentine’s is approaching once again — like a crappy unskippable cutscene in a mediocre game — and before you guys tell me to get out of the house and “meet people,” just realize that I am single [...]
ATLANTA — With the 54th annual awards program set to air in a few weeks on February 12, Atlantans are hurriedly finalizing their Grammy-watching plans. But as some review the list of nominees and discuss their predictions, one question among a select group hangs in the air: “Who the hell is Bon Iver?” These tasteless [...]
HELL — Hey guys, it’s me, The Devil! LOL. Just rappin’ at ya from my throne of skulls down here in the so-called “lake of eternal fire.” NOT. Lake of eternal awesome, more like! Anyways, I keep a pretty close eye on you guys in Atlanta, and I just wanted you all to know this [...]
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