ATLANTA–In a rite of Spring as certain as baseball and Easter eggs, Atlanta’s numerous trees are once again readying to unleash the residue of their unbridled vegetable lust upon every imaginable surface across the city. Cars, sidewalks, driveways, decks, and even pets will soon be covered in the canary-hued reproductive deluge like so many first-time [...]

ATLANTA–Atlanta’s socially-minded citizens were rocked yesterday when a video of some asshole doing something nasty somewhere in Africa — or was it The Sudan — swept over Facebook. This morning, however, there are rumors that the issue has more than one side. “I RT-ed that video on good faith,” said Georgia State business student William [...]

ATLANTA–Reports that yet another summer vacation is fast approaching have caught Atlanta teachers completely off guard, sources have told the Banana. Educators across the city were horrified to learn that an extended break was once again looming on the horizon. “I had no idea it would be this soon,” lamented Betsy Ross, a history and [...]