This Site has Become a Live Show

This site has morphed into a live show at Village Theatre called Atlanta Explained. It's hilarious, great fun, and includes some of the city's finest improvisors. We do it the last Saturday of each month. Check The Village Theatre's site for show times and...

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Performance Artist Invites Local Women to Sleep With Him, Become His...

ATLANTA--Local artist Bruce Dallor has announced his latest performance art piece, titled "Together We're A Part," in which he will invite local women to...

Hey, motherfuckers! I watched TV last night!

I want to make sure that every one of you motherfuckers is fully aware that I sat my ass firmly on my couch, opened...

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“Only a Big Dumb Idiot Would Buy Expensive Coffee” says Local Craft Beer Wanker

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Masters Golf Tournament Announces Record Low 17 Bored to Death

AUGUSTA, GA--The Masters golf tournament ended Sunday, breaking all previous records by only boring seventeen...

Searching for the Geographic Origin of Atlanta: The Terminus

Atlanta's origins are unique in that we were planted like a seed. We did not...