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ATLANTA--Local free weights fanatic Stump Chunkman announced idly to coworkers today that he's pretty sure his costume, whatever it ends up being, will feature...

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LONDON--U.K. sports fans were dazzled this weekend by the sight of just how much a team can suck at American-style football, courtesy of our...

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ATLANTA--City of Atlanta officials, long annoyed with the graffiti-covered Krog Street tunnel which links Cabbagetown to Inman Park, planned a fake masquerade party for...

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ATLANTA--Long a choice locale for the total obliteration of the human will to live, the top end section of the 285 perimeter now boasts...

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CUPERTINO--Apple Computer announced a new social media app today, intended to assist serial killers in the selection of victims. The new app and companion...

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ATLANTA--An otherwise normal weather system made the critical mistake of passing over Texas this week, where it contacted the Ebola virus. The virus was...

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ATLANTA-In celebration of being picked up for a 6th season of hacking and slashing their way through a stricken Atlanta's zombies, the show runners...

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ATLANTA--Brave Atlantan, Harold Pitts, has announced to Facebook this morning his intention to run a distance of 1000 "meters," also known as a "kilometer"...

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ATLANTA--At an abbreviated performance supporting OutKast at ATLast this weekend, performer Kid Cudi told what he perceived to be an unmotivated audience to "suck...