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That's right, Atlanta! We want your clicks and likes and meaningless social media whatever SO BAD that we're running a contest to see which...

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ATLANTA, GA--High Museum Director Palét Niephe announced this morning via press conference that the museum's latest exhibit would explore a "rich local tradition" of...

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ATLANTA, GA--Bullshitter Frank Watson bullshitted with fellow bullshitter Denton "Plucky" Childers this week, though neither bullshitter benefitted from a basis for his bullshit. Watson...

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DEEP SPACE--Astrophysicists and lovers of science are deeply saddened today to announce that Great A'Tuin, the enormous space-faring turtle of the species Chelys galactica,...

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DUNWOODY, GA--Local idiot Daniel Burtson announced this week via social media that he is seeking recommendations for places to enjoy St. Patrick's Day that...

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ATLANTA, GA--President Barack Obama spoke at Georgia Tech yesterday, delivering a message of empowerment and increased financial support for college students. The president called...

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Hello, ladies. I am pleased to reach out to you on this momentous day. I have great news. Trendsetting design powerhouse Apple has announced...

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Support local music! If you click above, my band, Mortal Cinnamon, could win a chance to play at 8:30AM on a festival stage that...

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ATLANTA, GA--Astrophysicists are running wild in the streets this week, tearing their clothes from their bodies and dousing themselves inexplicably in bug repellant. Their...