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ATLANTA, GA--Astrophysicists are running wild in the streets this week, tearing their clothes from their bodies and dousing themselves inexplicably in bug repellant. Their...

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ATLANTA, GA--A Fulton County judge found yesterday that an outfit belonging to a local woman was guilty of falsely advertising exercise. The decision is...

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ATLANTA, GA--Woodworking neophyte Niall Pooler announced this week his successful conversion of a new, unused wooden shipping pallet into a shitty, uncomfortable piece of...

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ATLANTA, GA--Swedish-born entrepreneur and head chef Bjorn Børkbørk has announced that his new boutique resto, Entre Moi, will feature plates that have a built-in...

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ATLANTA, GA--Snow! Yes, the White Death is falling from the skies, gang, which means none of us have to go to work or school....

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ATLANTA, GA--Local total and complete aloof badass son-of-a-bitch Ryan Hunter simply does not care about the Academy Awards. Known colloquially as "the Oscars," the...

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BERLIN, GERMANY--Aldous H. Scheisskopf, direct descendant of National Socialist Party's former head of Germany Adolf Hitler, has filed a lawsuit in US federal court...

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Ice is back with my brand new invention. Something grabs a hold of me tightly, flow like a harpoon daily and nightly. Will it...

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Whiplash has excellent ratings, but I had a hard time enjoying it fully for one simple reason: I have worked as a musician with...