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Millennials want real-time services and solutions. HR departments that fail to let these entitled idiots know they can go straight to hell will face...

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ATLANTA--The record-breaking Atlanta Hawks basketing-the-ball team unveiled plans to build on this season's successes by damaging the retinas of next season's opponents. The plan...

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CHICAGO, IL--Taking a huge step toward the future of politics described by author Douglas Adams, reality TV star and famous rich guy Donald Trump...

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ATLANTA, GA--Random Penguin publishing announced this week a new young adult saga in which a teenage girl turns into a witch and then begins...

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ATLANTA, GA--Airport police say that an African American gentleman seen reading a newspaper near a gun rights enthusiast was questioned and released yesterday. The...

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ATLANTA, GA--City planners are rejoicing this morning after a particularly large volume of rainfall from a single storm overflowed ancient drainage systems, turning highways...

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ATLANTA, GA--A scandal involving fourteen Fédération Internationale de Football Association (FIFA) officials has finally brought understanding of the game of football -- or "soccer,"...

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ATLANTA, GA--The state of Georgia was spurned this week by Swedish auto manufacturer Volvo despite a lengthy and involved courtship. Georgia hoped to win...

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MEXICO CITY, MEXICO--Mexicans and Mexican-Americans are set to once again celebrate their proud history and independence from the Spanish colonial government as they do...