Creative Loafing Introduces Staff to Hip New Idea of Crowd Employment

ATLANTA--Creative Loafing CEO Ben Laynov announced this week that the popular Atlanta alt-weekly magazine would move much of its staff to what he called "crowd employment." The alternative paper has launched the careers of many local Atlanta writers, some of whom have gone on...

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Atlanta City Council Members Vote Unanimously to Get Themselves Elected Mayor

ATLANTA, GA--Atlanta City Council has voted unanimously to decriminalize marijuana in a move sure to play well in the November Atlanta mayoral election. Though...

This Site has Become a Live Show

This site has morphed into a live show at Village Theatre called Atlanta Explained. It's hilarious, great fun, and includes some of the city's...

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The Atlanta Banana Guide to Dealing with Art You Don’t Like

We here at The Atlanta Banana are no strangers to dealing with art that doesn't...

Microsoft CEO Announces He Can Be Mostly Gay by Q2 2015

REDMOND, WA--Continuing its commitment to be about 75% as good as Apple, Microsoft has announced...

City Officials Can’t Wait To Close Ponce de Leon

PONCE DE LEON--City traffic officials are preparing to close a section of Ponce de Leon...

Happy International Women’s Day From The Atlanta Banana

In honor of non-men everywhere, The Atlanta Banana would like to offer their warmest regards...

Walmart to Construct Beltline of Walmarts

ATLANTA--Retail behemoth and world's largest seller of uncomfortable underwear Walmart announced plans today to build...

Investors Deny Funding to Startup That Uses Windows Laptops

ATLANTA--Angel investment firm Fundem & Hough backed out of a deal late yesterday that would...