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This site has morphed into a live show at Village Theatre called Atlanta Explained. It's hilarious, great fun, and includes some of the city's finest improvisors. We do it the last Saturday of each month. Check The Village Theatre's site for show times and...

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Performance Artist Invites Local Women to Sleep With Him, Become His...

ATLANTA--Local artist Bruce Dallor has announced his latest performance art piece, titled "Together We're A Part," in which he will invite local women to...

Hey, motherfuckers! I watched TV last night!

I want to make sure that every one of you motherfuckers is fully aware that I sat my ass firmly on my couch, opened...

MATURE HEADLINES

Open Letter to the Atlanta Section of Reddit, Who Kicked Us Out

Dear Reddit's Atlanta subsection, I woke up this morning, removed my specially-crafted sleeping scimitars, and proceeded...

CNN Analyst Hasn’t Heard This Much Putin Since He Last Had Dairy

ATLANTA, GA--In recent weeks, a rank fog has rolled in over CNN analyst Chuck Flatch's...

I Am The Sun And I Can’t Wait to Burn the Shit Out of Atlanta

What's up, dipshits? Just wanted to let you all know that you might be enjoying...

Animated Gif Perfectly Epitomizes Local Man’s Experience Playing Fallout 4

ATLANTA, GA--Jeremy Whirler, 32, expressed delight and gratitude this morning at discovering an animated gif...

How to Cross the Street as Slowly as Possible

If you're not from Atlanta, we do things a bit differently around here. We're a...

City to Construct Politician-Only Monster Truck Motorcade

HARTSFIELD-JACKSON ATLANTA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT FOR PLANES--Airport officials have revealed a joint project with the city...