Creative Loafing Introduces Staff to Hip New Idea of Crowd Employment

ATLANTA--Creative Loafing CEO Ben Laynov announced this week that the popular Atlanta alt-weekly magazine would move much of its staff to what he called "crowd employment." The alternative paper has launched the careers of many local Atlanta writers, some of whom have gone on...

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Atlanta City Council Members Vote Unanimously to Get Themselves Elected Mayor

ATLANTA, GA--Atlanta City Council has voted unanimously to decriminalize marijuana in a move sure to play well in the November Atlanta mayoral election. Though...

This Site has Become a Live Show

This site has morphed into a live show at Village Theatre called Atlanta Explained. It's hilarious, great fun, and includes some of the city's...

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Time Traveler Report: Georgia Has Legalized Same Sex Marriage in 3092!

CAPITOL--Zap Sparkle, who claims to be a time traveler from the year 3092, held a...

Weiner Joins Dick Armey in Innuendo Party, Atlantans React

MIDTOWN -- Rep. Anthony Weiner has joined Dick Armey in forming a new political party....

City of Atlanta Responds to Reports of Mysterious “Long Parallel Potholes” in Downtown Area

ATLANTA--The City of Atlanta has announced that it will investigate claims that very long, parallel...

Cabbies Demand Uber Cars Be Frightening, Smell Like Barf

ATLANTA, GA--Cab drivers are demanding that police ticket Uber vehicles that fail to meet rigorous...

Evil Mastermind Extends Sales Meeting with One More Question

Feel my wrath, suckers! Jefferson was about to close this meeting and release you dim...

Curiosity Rover Lands on Mars

NASA JPL -- Science types at NASA's JPL laboratory are overjoyed today. They managed to...