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ATLANTA, GA--The state of Georgia was spurned this week by Swedish auto manufacturer Volvo despite a lengthy and involved courtship. Georgia hoped to win...

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MEXICO CITY, MEXICO--Mexicans and Mexican-Americans are set to once again celebrate their proud history and independence from the Spanish colonial government as they do...

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HOLLYWOOD, CA--A recently-released human blockbuster "moving picture" contained a lengthy speech in which a member of a team of protagonists mused at length on...

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CUMMING, GA--Sediment analyst Phil Theigh announced this week to friends a discovery that his apartment, once thought to be in a prime location with...

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LAKELAND, FL--A multi-deity call center in Florida has its hands full this week checking incoming faith-based social media posts against actual prayers. While a...

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ATLANTA, GA--Cab drivers are demanding that police ticket Uber vehicles that fail to meet rigorous barf, pee smell, and fright regulations this week in...

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ATLANTA, GA--The Atlanta Hawks basketball team has new ownership this week in a deal that included homegrown billionaire Sara Blakely, inventor of slimming Spanx...

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Look, humans, it's not that I don't appreciate the gatherings and the speeches and whatnot, but we've been over this. I'm moving in a...

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ALPHARETTA, GA--A storm tracking through the North Atlanta region last night resulted in the activation of the storm warning sirens, as well as a...