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Performance Artist Invites Local Women to Sleep With Him, Become His...

ATLANTA--Local artist Bruce Dallor has announced his latest performance art piece, titled "Together We're A Part," in which he will invite local women to...

Hey, motherfuckers! I watched TV last night!

I want to make sure that every one of you motherfuckers is fully aware that I sat my ass firmly on my couch, opened...

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Paula Deen Dons Blackface to Apologize to NAACP

ATLANTA--On Monday, former Food Network star Paula Deen released yet another apology video online regarding...

Confused Kennesaw Man Quips “Living In Atlanta Is The Best”

KENNESAW--Reports of a seriously disturbed Kennesaw man claiming, “Living in Atlanta is the best” have...

Mob Rises as One and Slays Coworker for Repeatedly Asking Easily Googleable Questions

NEW ORLEANS, LA--A local insurance adjuster, Dirk Fendler, was brutally murdered on Wednesday when his...

City Council Votes to Install 5 New Miles of Bike Hating Lanes

ATLANTA -- The Atlanta City Council voted yesterday in favor of adding over 5...

Shitty Car Driven Carefully Over Speed Bump

ATLANTA--An unbelievably shitty car which appeared to be Nissan of some kind, or possibly a...

I Posted on Facebook About A Missing Girl After They’d Already Found Her and Now I Feel Like an Idiot

Thanks a lot, friends. Here I am, doing the best I can for my fellow...