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Performance Artist Invites Local Women to Sleep With Him, Become His...

ATLANTA--Local artist Bruce Dallor has announced his latest performance art piece, titled "Together We're A Part," in which he will invite local women to...

Hey, motherfuckers! I watched TV last night!

I want to make sure that every one of you motherfuckers is fully aware that I sat my ass firmly on my couch, opened...

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Virtual Facebook Goggles Will Spray Baby Photos, Wacked-Out Politics Directly Into your Eyeballs

SKYNET--Facebook has announced that it will use technology gained from the purchase of technology company...

City Considers Transformation of Buckhead into Giant Abandoned Hole a Success

BUCKHEAD -- Atlanta city officials have termed the replacement of numerous entertainment venues in the...

Apple Announces Crowdsourced Social Media App for Serial Killers: iMurder

CUPERTINO--Apple Computer announced a new social media app today, intended to assist serial killers in...

Music Midtown Announces Most Douche-Tastic Crowd Lineup Yet

ATLANTA--The Music Midtown Festival has announced their crowd lineup for this weekend's anticipated event and...

ParkATLANTA Fines to Equal Cost of New Car by 2014

ATLANTA--Atlanta City Council officials are considering a vote today that would raise ParkATLANTA fines by...

New Radio Station Promises 50 Minutes of Music-Free Commercials

ATLANTA, GA--Fans of local car dealerships slept easy last night knowing that just 24 short...