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ATLANTA, GA – In the wake of a crime that shook the city of Atlanta, Beltline Kroger, located on Ponce de Leon Avenue, has become...

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KENNESAW--Retired pipe obfuscater Burt Dimplewas announced this week his intention to personally take responsibility for the Crusades and American slavery, saying that it was...

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DARMSTADT, GERMANY--The European Space Agency is celebrating their Rosetta mission to Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko today, as reports flood in that the mission's robotic lander has...

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ATLANTA--District 13 Councilman Jorge Fourhay reaffirmed his commitment to conservatism this week, saying that he's so committed to blocking social progress on irrelevant grounds...

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REDMOND, WA--Continuing its commitment to be about 75% as good as Apple, Microsoft has announced that their CEO, Satya Nadella, will be more or...

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ATLANTA--Local free weights fanatic Stump Chunkman announced idly to coworkers today that he's pretty sure his costume, whatever it ends up being, will feature...

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LONDON--U.K. sports fans were dazzled this weekend by the sight of just how much a team can suck at American-style football, courtesy of our...

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ATLANTA--City of Atlanta officials, long annoyed with the graffiti-covered Krog Street tunnel which links Cabbagetown to Inman Park, planned a fake masquerade party for...