Creative Loafing Introduces Staff to Hip New Idea of Crowd Employment

ATLANTA--Creative Loafing CEO Ben Laynov announced this week that the popular Atlanta alt-weekly magazine would move much of its staff to what he called "crowd employment." The alternative paper has launched the careers of many local Atlanta writers, some of whom have gone on...

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Atlanta City Council Members Vote Unanimously to Get Themselves Elected Mayor

ATLANTA, GA--Atlanta City Council has voted unanimously to decriminalize marijuana in a move sure to play well in the November Atlanta mayoral election. Though...

This Site has Become a Live Show

This site has morphed into a live show at Village Theatre called Atlanta Explained. It's hilarious, great fun, and includes some of the city's...

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State of Georgia Resorts to Heartbroken Volvo Vaguebooking

ATLANTA, GA--The state of Georgia was spurned this week by Swedish auto manufacturer Volvo despite...

Local Racist Congratulates Self on Ability to Enjoy College Football

ATLANTA--Local racist Buck Falls congratulated himself this weekend on his ability to enjoy college football...

City Council Serves Up Open-Faced Sandwich of Equality and Shame

ATLANTA--The Atlanta City Council concocted an open-faced sandwich on Monday, consisting of some delicious equality...

Highly Secure Second Digit Added to Shitty Password

ATLANTA, GA--Acting on the advice of the computer guy at work, Hamish Buttrym, paralegal, added...

Uber Announces UberXXX Exotic Dancer Driven Cars

ATLANTA--Users of popular car service Uber can now elect to be driven to their destination...

Yahweh Appeared Last Sunday, Glaring in Wine Aisle Until 12:30PM

ATLANTA, GA--Don Braden, manager of Trader Joe's Midtown Atlanta location, said Monday morning that an...