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Performance Artist Invites Local Women to Sleep With Him, Become His...

ATLANTA--Local artist Bruce Dallor has announced his latest performance art piece, titled "Together We're A Part," in which he will invite local women to...

Hey, motherfuckers! I watched TV last night!

I want to make sure that every one of you motherfuckers is fully aware that I sat my ass firmly on my couch, opened...

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Drunk Trees Target Midtown Cars

ATLANTA--Trees, tipsy after indulging in a few too many pints of water during a rain...

Bronze Watson Statue Racist Against Marble Statues

ATLANTA--The statue of Thomas E. Watson, racist, is set to be moved from capitol grounds...

Beer Somehow Manages to Get Shown on Television

TELEVISION--In a rare bid to earn money by encouraging people to drink a particular brand...

North Georgia Counties Ban Snow-Hungry Atlanta TV Crews

CLAYTON, GA--Counties across North Georgia have formed an alliance this week to ban what they...

Russian Hackers Edit Obama’s Schedule, Add “Shirtless Horse Time” Thursday at Noon

WASHINGTON, DC--White House officials have announced that Russian hackers not only gained access to President...

Falcons Cite Insufficient Facebook Posts in 49er Loss

ATLANTA--The Falcons have announced that insufficient posting on Facebook about the team was the chief...