Creative Loafing Introduces Staff to Hip New Idea of Crowd Employment

ATLANTA--Creative Loafing CEO Ben Laynov announced this week that the popular Atlanta alt-weekly magazine would move much of its staff to what he called "crowd employment." The alternative paper has launched the careers of many local Atlanta writers, some of whom have gone on...

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Atlanta City Council Members Vote Unanimously to Get Themselves Elected Mayor

ATLANTA, GA--Atlanta City Council has voted unanimously to decriminalize marijuana in a move sure to play well in the November Atlanta mayoral election. Though...

This Site has Become a Live Show

This site has morphed into a live show at Village Theatre called Atlanta Explained. It's hilarious, great fun, and includes some of the city's...

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Europeans Still Doing Science For Some Reason

EUROPE--According to international reports, people in Switzerland, which is a state in the country of...

State of Georgia Realizes There’s an Internet

ATLANTA--The Georgia state government has realized, much to its collective horror, that since 1994 citizens...

2013 Off Year Election Results: We’re Still Screwed

GEORGIA--Analysts spent a long night reviewing election results, releasing a statement this morning confirming that...

It’s Time to Stop Pretending I Need Two Monitors

I only set this up in the first place because I found out Harkins Mutual...

Men’s Rights Activists Demand Herbs be Rebranded as “Hisbs”

CLEVELAND, OH--Men's Advocacy Now, a group headquartered in Cleveland, Ohio, announced today that that what...

Man on MARTA Unveils 5-Year Plan to Borrow Your Cell Phone

Look, I know we only just met -- and I realize that when I say...