Atlanta City Council Members Vote Unanimously to Get Themselves Elected Mayor

ATLANTA, GA--Atlanta City Council has voted unanimously to decriminalize marijuana in a move sure to play well in the November Atlanta mayoral election. Though the drug will remain illegal at the state and federal levels, this legislative marketing could lessen the criminal burden on...

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Performance Artist Invites Local Women to Sleep With Him, Become His...

ATLANTA--Local artist Bruce Dallor has announced his latest performance art piece, titled "Together We're A Part," in which he will invite local women to...

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ATLANTA -- Long-time radio guy and current 97.1 The River afternoon disc jockey David Clapper...

Hillary Clinton Announces Candidacy for President of “Yeah, No Shit”

WASHINGTON, DC--Ending two years of "Oh come on already," Hillary Rodham Clinton announced her candidacy...

Ryan Seacrest Assumes Dick Clark’s Power in Freak Lightning Storm

UNKNOWN HILLTOP--Ryan Seacrest, television personality and Dunwoody native, ascended to the top of a vaguely...