Atlanta City Council Members Vote Unanimously to Get Themselves Elected Mayor

ATLANTA, GA--Atlanta City Council has voted unanimously to decriminalize marijuana in a move sure to play well in the November Atlanta mayoral election. Though the drug will remain illegal at the state and federal levels, this legislative marketing could lessen the criminal burden on...

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This Site has Become a Live Show

This site has morphed into a live show at Village Theatre called Atlanta Explained. It's hilarious, great fun, and includes some of the city's...

Performance Artist Invites Local Women to Sleep With Him, Become His...

ATLANTA--Local artist Bruce Dallor has announced his latest performance art piece, titled "Together We're A Part," in which he will invite local women to...

MATURE HEADLINES

Carnival Cruise Ends Tragically When 3,000 Passengers Arrive In Alabama

MOBILE—Last night, a Carnival cruise ended tragically when over 3,000 passengers gave up the relative...

Local Bands Urge Atlanta To Support U2, Nickelback

THE GOAT FARM -- Local Atlanta musicians have long been tireless supporters of themselves. Decrying...

OTP Day Festival Canceled Due To Traffic Delays

SMYRNA -- Atlanta mayor, Joaquin Snead, announced today that Atlanta’s inaugural Outside The Perimeter Day...

Casting Call: Who Wants to be a Moderately Famous Asshole

ATLANTA--Producers of a new reality TV show, titled "Who Wants to be a Moderately famous...

Atlanta Hammered by Thunderstorm of Ebola

ATLANTA--An otherwise normal weather system made the critical mistake of passing over Texas this week,...

Local Starbucks Manager Adds Satanic Imagery to Coffee Cups

MANSFIELD, SC--Following a barrage of complaints from area Christians regarding the use of solid red,...