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ATLANTA--Long a choice locale for the total obliteration of the human will to live, the top end section of the 285 perimeter now boasts...

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CUPERTINO--Apple Computer announced a new social media app today, intended to assist serial killers in the selection of victims. The new app and companion...

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ATLANTA--An otherwise normal weather system made the critical mistake of passing over Texas this week, where it contacted the Ebola virus. The virus was...

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ATLANTA-In celebration of being picked up for a 6th season of hacking and slashing their way through a stricken Atlanta's zombies, the show runners...

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ATLANTA--Brave Atlantan, Harold Pitts, has announced to Facebook this morning his intention to run a distance of 1000 "meters," also known as a "kilometer"...

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ATLANTA--At an abbreviated performance supporting OutKast at ATLast this weekend, performer Kid Cudi told what he perceived to be an unmotivated audience to "suck...

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ATLANTA--The Atlanta Symphony Orchestra was spotted this weekend attending OutKast's three packed shows en masse, sobbing bitterly and attempting to console one another. Though...

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ATLANTA--With a brand new white guy hoping to wrest the keys of the governor's office from the current gubernatorial white guy, tweetable problems with...

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ATLANTA--Atlanta's base-related sports team, the Braves, announced yesterday that banking giant SunTrust had won the naming rights for their new Cobb County facility. SunTrust...